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Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Quick note
Just so you know, Resident Evil 4 has become a GameCube Greatest Hits title and is only 19.99, and since GameCubes sell used for only 60 bucks, you have no excuse to not have played this game.... I'm serious.
Monday, January 23, 2006
Top Ten Movies of 05
Yeah, I know its late for this post, but I've had to think long and hard about it (plus I had to go see a couple more movies at the end of the year, which threw off my list). Anyhoo, I know that you've been waiting long and hard for this, so I won't keep you waiting anymore. After this post, I'll be back with more regular posts soon.
10) George A. Romero's Land of the Dead.
Simply put, a great zombie movie. While it's not as good as Romero's others (Day and Dawn fight it out for my favorite), this movie is both tense and really fun. I just really like how Romero makes his zombie movies - kind of scary, but more focused on the characters and how they learn to deal with the horrible situations that they are thrown in. The only part I had to close my eyes on was seeing a zombie's fingernails scraping and snapping against the Dead Reckoning (the tank-like vehicle). Pretty much, this is a solid popcorn zombie flick, go see it.
9) War of the Worlds.
Couch-jumping insanity aside, Tom Cruise is a good actor, and Steven Spielberg always make a great flick, and when they combine... it's a dang good thing. The entire first hour of this movie leaves you gripping your seat and gasping for air. Saying it's intense is a slight understatement. The aliens look great, the whole movie is awesome... until the end. The end is just s bit too family-friendly for me. Aside from that ending, this movie is a definite surround-sound home theater (unless you can find it in a dollar theater) movie!
8) The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.
I'll admit, this movie was incredibly faithful to the books, there was no major scenes missing, nor really was the dialogue lacking. It was just for me that I didn't feel much for Aslan, there wasn't enough of a build to his entrance, I just didn't care too much for him, and if I hadn't known the books really well, I wouldn't have cared much about his death. Aside from that, the movie just tried too much to be a new LotR, when it just needed to be its own. Don't get me wrong, I really liked the movie a lot, I just wasn't as fanatical about it as I had hoped to be. Since news has hit that Prince Caspian is already in the works, hopefully we'll see some improvements and they don't screw up my Voyage of the Dawn Treader.
7) Batman Begins.
It must have been a good year for such an awesome movie to fall so low on my list. Forget what my brother says, this is the best Batman movie out there, Burton's got nothing on Christopher Nolan, and Keaton can't hold a candle to the millionare playboy that is Christian Bale. The great actors (Neeson's Ra's Al Ghul performance beats out his Aslan, and Cillian Murphy as Scarecrow is brilliant) combined with the tight storyline make this one of the best superhero movies ever (not quite as good as Spider-Man 2, though).
6) The Producers.
Absolutely the funniest movie of the year. I even think that it's at least as good as the original (but I can't say it is better because they are different in some ways). Matthew Broderick and Nathan Lane really love these roles and it shows. My only gripe is that Broderick sometimes tries too hard to be like Gene Wilder, and Wilder is impossible to copy, so it comes out like overacting at times. Aside from that, the musical numbers are great, and the characters are hilarious. If you haven't seen the original, go rent it, and then as soon as this hits the shelves, snap it up. I guarantee you'll love it.
5) The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
One of my favorite books of all time hits the big screen, and it doesn's disappoint. I loved every minute of this movie. It's incredibly witty (not quite laugh-out-loud like The Producers) and it resonates so well with the book that I think Doug Adams would be proud of how it turned out. Martin Freeman is perfect as Arthur Dent, I really think he might even be as good as the original radio actor (whose name escapes me at the moment). But the standout of the entire movie is Sam Rockwell as Zaphod, he just completely captures the president of the galaxy! I love this movie! I just wish it had gotten a bit more love from others (I'm talking to you stupid Entertainment Weekly, naming it the worst movie of 05 - dumb fools).
4) King Kong.
Too long, you say? Absolutely not. I was entranced for the entire 3+ hours. I loved this movie. I love how it takes an hour to build up to the island, I love how intense the island is, and I love how the movie ends, even if I think that Naomi Watts should have stayed away from the top of the building while Kong is fighting off the planes. This movie is meant to be seen on the big screen and it is worth every penny that it cost to make this movie. Those of you who say that the CG for this was worse than Narnia, all I have to say is Weta did both, and you can tell that their allegiance lies with Jackson and his movies, not some pansy Shrek director. Anyhoo, I'll wrap this movie up with two words: Tyrannosaurus Rex.
3) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
Where Narnia held really close to the books, HP4 took quite a few liberties, and I must say that it is paying off. These movies get better and better just like the books and I love how the actors are growing with the roles, making the movies flow so much better, knowing that you'll see the same kids the next year as they grow through their years at Hogwarts. Anyhoo, the movie is incredible, I love Voldemort's huge entrance at the end and I really love how they did the tasks (even if it wasn't quite like the book), but most of all, I loved Moody. Moody was perfect, what with his Constant Vigilance, creepy eye, and beloved hip flask, and I'm glad that they did him justice (he's my 2nd favorite DADA teacher behind Lupin). This is definitely one that will be watched over and over when it hits DVD in March.
2) Sin City.
Beautifully shot and amazingly well written, Sin City has everything. The action is wonderfully stylized and the way that the stories intertwine is great. My favorite story has to be Clive Owen's, what with Benicio del Toro talking to him post-mortem as they ride in the "hardback with a decent engine). And Elijah wood as the cannabalistic mute?! Great turn from Frodo, I must say. I couldn't mention it in my Batman Begins review (it would have ruined the suspense for you), but I have to say that this is my second favorite comic book movie of all time (behind only Spider-Man 2). If you can stomach a bit of violence and some language, this movie is excellent!
AND....
1) Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith.
The saga is complete. The story is known. And the world is a much better place for it. Now we know why Palpatine is such a B.A. and why Vader is both hated and feared by the Jedi (he killed Younglings!). Hands down this is the best of the prequels and my third favorite over all of the Star Wars films. The whole movie is an emotional ride as you follow Anakin's fall from grace literally into the fiery pits of hell. Ian McDiarmid's performance as Palpatine is amazing, the way that he completely manipulates Anakin into his control is a brilliant piece of cinema. I could go on and on about this movie, but suffice to say, it is my number one movie of this past year, and I will stand by it.
Well, there you have it, post your thoughts on my comments, and I'll be back soon with more normal updates on my life.... as soon as something happens.
10) George A. Romero's Land of the Dead.
Simply put, a great zombie movie. While it's not as good as Romero's others (Day and Dawn fight it out for my favorite), this movie is both tense and really fun. I just really like how Romero makes his zombie movies - kind of scary, but more focused on the characters and how they learn to deal with the horrible situations that they are thrown in. The only part I had to close my eyes on was seeing a zombie's fingernails scraping and snapping against the Dead Reckoning (the tank-like vehicle). Pretty much, this is a solid popcorn zombie flick, go see it.
9) War of the Worlds.
Couch-jumping insanity aside, Tom Cruise is a good actor, and Steven Spielberg always make a great flick, and when they combine... it's a dang good thing. The entire first hour of this movie leaves you gripping your seat and gasping for air. Saying it's intense is a slight understatement. The aliens look great, the whole movie is awesome... until the end. The end is just s bit too family-friendly for me. Aside from that ending, this movie is a definite surround-sound home theater (unless you can find it in a dollar theater) movie!
8) The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.
I'll admit, this movie was incredibly faithful to the books, there was no major scenes missing, nor really was the dialogue lacking. It was just for me that I didn't feel much for Aslan, there wasn't enough of a build to his entrance, I just didn't care too much for him, and if I hadn't known the books really well, I wouldn't have cared much about his death. Aside from that, the movie just tried too much to be a new LotR, when it just needed to be its own. Don't get me wrong, I really liked the movie a lot, I just wasn't as fanatical about it as I had hoped to be. Since news has hit that Prince Caspian is already in the works, hopefully we'll see some improvements and they don't screw up my Voyage of the Dawn Treader.
7) Batman Begins.
It must have been a good year for such an awesome movie to fall so low on my list. Forget what my brother says, this is the best Batman movie out there, Burton's got nothing on Christopher Nolan, and Keaton can't hold a candle to the millionare playboy that is Christian Bale. The great actors (Neeson's Ra's Al Ghul performance beats out his Aslan, and Cillian Murphy as Scarecrow is brilliant) combined with the tight storyline make this one of the best superhero movies ever (not quite as good as Spider-Man 2, though).
6) The Producers.
Absolutely the funniest movie of the year. I even think that it's at least as good as the original (but I can't say it is better because they are different in some ways). Matthew Broderick and Nathan Lane really love these roles and it shows. My only gripe is that Broderick sometimes tries too hard to be like Gene Wilder, and Wilder is impossible to copy, so it comes out like overacting at times. Aside from that, the musical numbers are great, and the characters are hilarious. If you haven't seen the original, go rent it, and then as soon as this hits the shelves, snap it up. I guarantee you'll love it.
5) The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
One of my favorite books of all time hits the big screen, and it doesn's disappoint. I loved every minute of this movie. It's incredibly witty (not quite laugh-out-loud like The Producers) and it resonates so well with the book that I think Doug Adams would be proud of how it turned out. Martin Freeman is perfect as Arthur Dent, I really think he might even be as good as the original radio actor (whose name escapes me at the moment). But the standout of the entire movie is Sam Rockwell as Zaphod, he just completely captures the president of the galaxy! I love this movie! I just wish it had gotten a bit more love from others (I'm talking to you stupid Entertainment Weekly, naming it the worst movie of 05 - dumb fools).
4) King Kong.
Too long, you say? Absolutely not. I was entranced for the entire 3+ hours. I loved this movie. I love how it takes an hour to build up to the island, I love how intense the island is, and I love how the movie ends, even if I think that Naomi Watts should have stayed away from the top of the building while Kong is fighting off the planes. This movie is meant to be seen on the big screen and it is worth every penny that it cost to make this movie. Those of you who say that the CG for this was worse than Narnia, all I have to say is Weta did both, and you can tell that their allegiance lies with Jackson and his movies, not some pansy Shrek director. Anyhoo, I'll wrap this movie up with two words: Tyrannosaurus Rex.
3) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
Where Narnia held really close to the books, HP4 took quite a few liberties, and I must say that it is paying off. These movies get better and better just like the books and I love how the actors are growing with the roles, making the movies flow so much better, knowing that you'll see the same kids the next year as they grow through their years at Hogwarts. Anyhoo, the movie is incredible, I love Voldemort's huge entrance at the end and I really love how they did the tasks (even if it wasn't quite like the book), but most of all, I loved Moody. Moody was perfect, what with his Constant Vigilance, creepy eye, and beloved hip flask, and I'm glad that they did him justice (he's my 2nd favorite DADA teacher behind Lupin). This is definitely one that will be watched over and over when it hits DVD in March.
2) Sin City.
Beautifully shot and amazingly well written, Sin City has everything. The action is wonderfully stylized and the way that the stories intertwine is great. My favorite story has to be Clive Owen's, what with Benicio del Toro talking to him post-mortem as they ride in the "hardback with a decent engine). And Elijah wood as the cannabalistic mute?! Great turn from Frodo, I must say. I couldn't mention it in my Batman Begins review (it would have ruined the suspense for you), but I have to say that this is my second favorite comic book movie of all time (behind only Spider-Man 2). If you can stomach a bit of violence and some language, this movie is excellent!
AND....
1) Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith.
The saga is complete. The story is known. And the world is a much better place for it. Now we know why Palpatine is such a B.A. and why Vader is both hated and feared by the Jedi (he killed Younglings!). Hands down this is the best of the prequels and my third favorite over all of the Star Wars films. The whole movie is an emotional ride as you follow Anakin's fall from grace literally into the fiery pits of hell. Ian McDiarmid's performance as Palpatine is amazing, the way that he completely manipulates Anakin into his control is a brilliant piece of cinema. I could go on and on about this movie, but suffice to say, it is my number one movie of this past year, and I will stand by it.
Well, there you have it, post your thoughts on my comments, and I'll be back soon with more normal updates on my life.... as soon as something happens.
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