Bringing back memories

I have decided that it's time for the Disney cartoon series of my youth to be remade as feature films, just like Transformers and the upcoming G.I. Joe and Voltron. I also know that the best way for these to make a crap-ton of money is to make them a hard R and rip off previously successful movies, and for that reason all of these will sound familiar and cheezy (but that is the point). So hold on to your hats for the upcoming amazing releases of:
Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers-
The tone is turned down into a gritty crime drama. Monty is found dead from some poisoned swiss. Zipper is the only witness, but before Chip and Dale get a chance to talk to him, he is found hanging from the rafters. As Fat Cat is the only other obvious suspect, the duo (with random appearances by Gadget) chases him down, only to find him absolved of the crime, he claims that all his dastardly deeds were just a game of "cat and mouse" with them. As the plot continues to twist and turn, more and more characters wind up dead, and the big reveal at the end is that Dale did it all (did you not see that coming? I mean just look at his shirt, it totally screams homicidal maniac). The film ends with Chip bringing his cackling partner (or are they brothers too? I never know) to justice and walks away with Gadget, hoping for a brighter future.
Gummi Bears-
A full on epic on the scale of the LotR trilogy. The bears have been forced out of their forest home by an incoming invasion of the ogres, led by the evil Duke Igthorn. In turn, they are forced to recruit an army of mismatched animals and humans to fight back. Mixed in with the amazing epic battles, the movie takes a hard turn and addresses the bears' addiction to gummi juice, as they go through withdrawals (since they lack the ingredients to fuel their drug-based battle lust) they are forced into learning to battle sober. When Grammi Bear dies from lack of juice (her addiction was so powerful), they begin the huge climactic battle, complete with cavalry and dragons. Of course they win the battle and save the forest and return to their drug-filled lives.
TaleSpin-
Taking a page from Han Solo and Malcolm Reynolds, Baloo is turned into a gruff and charming smuggler. Set during WW2 (as it seemed to be anyway), the Air Pirates are now Nazis, and Baloo and Kit are sent on a job to deliver secret plans to Allied men behind enemy lines. Halfway through the movie, on their way to the drop point, the Sea Duck is shot down, and Baloo is forced to leave a crippled Kit at and an ally-friendly farm house and deliver the plans alone and to exact extreme revenge. Fighting his way through scores of Nazis (funny side note, my notes for this blog read scores of Zombies, I guess zombies and Nazis are interchangable), armed only with his trusty pistol and cunning, he delivers the plans and helps the Allied forces to destroy a plant that produces Super Nazis. At the climax, Baloo gets into a gruesome and yet incredibly awesome and violent knife fight with one of the final Super Nazis, only to have it end with Baloo jamming his knife upwards through the Nazi's jaw into its brain and saying something really witty. The movie ends with and obvious allusion to a sequel as a Super Nazi rises from the ashes of the burned plant and begins to walk towards the camera (this might even happen in the middle of the credits for extra surprise-ness).
Darkwing Duck-
(I had the hardest time trying to figure out how to do this one). But about 20 minutes into the movie, Darkwing gets imprisoned for his vigilantism after being revealed by super-cop GizmoDuck. While there, a la Rorschach in Watchmen, all his previous foes do their best to return the pain that Darkwing so lovingly dished out to them, only to be thwarted again and again by his genius. Years pass and harden Darkwing into a bitter duck (told in a montage, of course), when Launchpad McQuack, who has been working with lawyers on an insanity angle, finally gets a break and gets Darkwing released into his care. Once out, they plot against GizmoDuck (who we learn to be a corrupt cop at the top of the local mob organization) and the rest of the movie is Darkwing creating a new costume and hitting Gizmo where it hurts, ending with a huge showdown on the roof of Gizmo's penthouse in the driving rain. The final scene is Gizmo lying in a pool of his own blood and oil, having been impaled on a beach chair, and Darkwing walking off into the night, leaving a trail of evidence for the cops to put Gizmo behind bars for a good long time.
DuckTales (whooo!, sorry, couldn't resist)-
Even though they've already had one amazing movie - The Treasure of the Lost Lamp (no seriously, it was really good - even though I haven't seen it in years), which almost put them out of this blog, I decided against it, since I got a really good idea for their movie - yes, you are correct, a heist flick (just like the remade Ocean's 11 and Italian Job). The plot is that Srooge's money have been lost through a phony legal suit with Flintheart Glomgold and he and the McDuck family is forced into poverty. However, under the tech guidance of Huey, Dewey, and Louie and the sexy charm of Webby, they are able to crack Flintheart's uncrackable security system and safe, and just when you think everything is going wrong with the plan it turns out that all the "missteps" we see are really part of the plan and Scrooge walks off with this money intact and the movie ends with the greedy bastard swimming back through his gold coins.

Yeah, I know that it's not that good, but it felt good to write it, I hope you enjoyed it.
Godspeed

7 months

It has been 7 months with nary a word from this site. I've been busy, Katie and I bought a house and got a little kitten (her name is Our Mrs. Reynolds, for all you Firefly fans out there). Aside from all that, I haven't thought of much to write about, I've been meeting a bunch of new friends on WoW from all over the US, and it's pretty dang cool to know that I am playing with people thousands of miles away. I even got mentioned in someone's blog! How cool is that?
Anyway, I'm working on deciding what to do with this blog. Should I keep it up with this sort of stuff (as in what's been going on), or focus on features (like my top lists, reviews, and random nonsense). What do you guys think? If anyone is actually still reading this, let me know!
Godspeed

What Class is Jesus?

As I was in church today, we read a certain scripture that caused me to wonder.... if Jesus was in World of Warcraft, what class would he be? Let me refer you to the scripture that was read today:
Luke 4: 29 - 30 (I'll quote from the NIV, since that is what is sitting in front of me) "They got up, drove him [Jesus] out of the town, and took him to the brow of the hill on which the town was built in order to throw him down the cliff. But he walked right through the crowd and went on his way." Now, obviously, here Jesus is displaying either the Rogue talent - Vanish, or the high Mage level talent - Invisibility, because he is able to basically disengage himself from combat and reduce the aggro of the mobs surrounding him to zero, resetting them to their place. However, Jesus cannot be limited to just these two classes, because we hear often of the stories of his healings, and neither Rogues nor Mages can heal very well, unless they are using bandages. And for that reason, I will now break it down into paragraphs for each class and make a case. Then we can decide once and for all what World of Warcraft class Jesus is (because I know you all have been wondering).
Mage - Well, as mentioned above, if Jesus were to be a mage, he would have to be at least level 68, to be able to learn Invisibility. Mages are also a cloth-wearing class, and we know that Jesus wore a cloth robe (more than likely with +intellect and +spirit), but his sandals were more than likely leather which could pose a problem here. Although, he could just wear some cloth ones and make do. Also, the Arcane Intellect and Arcane Brilliance spells that grant a boost in Intellect on party members is likely one of Jesus' favorite, since he tried to use it often on his disciples to get them to understand his parables. One COULD argue that Jesus used Blink to get away from the mob back in Galilee, but I find that argument faulty, because Blink does not have an aggro reducing aspect to it. Another argument for Mages is the fact that Jesus was able to feed the five thousand, and since we all know that Mages are only good for conjuring food and water for their group, this is definitely a big plus. The only huge problem that Mages face in their campaign to claim Jesus as their own is the Resurrection. One could argue that Jesus had a Warlock in his party during the last days who gave him a Soulstone, that allowed him to Rez, but I find fault in that, because I think that Jesus' Resurrection was of his own accord, and therefore couldn't have been brought about by someone else (unless it was the Holy Spirit who cast it on him as Ben points out). Anyway, that's the case for Mages.
Shaman - Shammies, on the other hand, do have the ability to resurrect themselves, and they have the ability to heal as well, which gives it already two advantages over the above mentioned Mages. Plus, A Shammie can resurrect others, which gives them a major point in that it can explain the resurrection of Lazarus. Also, they can wear both cloth and leather (as well as chain, but I don't think Jesus wore any chain mail), so that gets his outfit rounded out easily. However, to my knowledge, I don't know of any talent or spell that Shammies have that could reduce the threat level of the mobs and allow Jesus to walk away unharmed in the story presented above. But, Shammies do have some sort of elemental control, which would help in the case of Jesus rebuking the winds and the waves. The only problems I can forsee with Shammies is the use of totems for some of their spells. As much as I have scoured the Gospels over the years, I have not found any mention to Jesus using a totem when healing any of the many people throughout his ministry. Although, it must be said that the totems are used for Healing over Time spells, and it is true that most of Jesus' heals were instant, there are a few that require time (as in the case of the blind man who had to wash himself in the pool of Siloam). The other problem with Shammies would have to be the fact that Jesus was a Human (ok, ok, half God, half Man, but for all intents and purposes, his race was clearly Human in form), and the Shaman class is not available for Humans, but I think this to be a minor flaw in the argument, because Jesus can pick whatever class he wants.
Warlock - Now before you get all uppity on me for even mentioning that Jesus could have been a Lock, I advise that you remember that this is all written in humor, and if you can't handle it, please navigate to a safer website like www.family.org and have fun on your own. The case for Locks, in my opinion is a flimsy one anyway. The only thing that they have going for them is the Soulstone, which Jesus could have cast on himself, that and the fact that it is a cloth class just like Mages. Aside from this, there seems to be nothing else going for it, since it is not a healing class (at least not one that doesn't require afflicting pain to others in order to heal). If I am missing anything here, please make sure to let me know in the comments section below, because I think I'm going to have to end here.
Druid - I would have to say that Jesus would be a Resto Druid, due to all the Healing abilities mentioned earlier. Jesus would not use the shapeshifting abilities, because it would have been unnecessary to his goals. The only major hurdle for Druids is similar to that of Shammies and is therefore thrown out - the fact that Humans cannot pick this class. Sad to say, but I can't think of anything that would separate Druids from Shammies in this battle, and since Shammies also have the elemental control, I think it does give them the slight edge (even over the nature abilities of Druids, which could explain the withering of the fig tree, but I find that to be minor, since most classes could easily cause enough damage to the tree to cause it to wilt).
Paladin - He would definitely be a Holy specced Pally, but there is little here to support this class above the other healing classes (which brings a tear to my eye, as this is my home class). The one thing that can be said here is the Blessings that Pallies can bestow upon others. The Blessings of Wisdom, Light, and Salvation come to mind first off, for the obvious reasons. Sadly, I cannot think of any other reasons to support this class as Jesus'.
Priest - A Holy specced Priest on the other hand, brings us into one of the most famous of all Jesus' miracles - the ability to walk on water. A Priest-only spell, this is a huge argument for this class. This added to the Healing abilities (all mentioned in the Shammy paragraph), gives the Priest a big run for the top. Plus, the Prayers that can be given to party members and to the Priest himself gives it one more big push as it is mentioned multiple times throughout the Gospels of Jesus' love to pray. However, when we look back to the story that brought up this whole subject, I can't find a talent/spell that takes a Priest out of combat and allows them to walk unnoticed through mobs.... although they do have Divine Shield, this wouldn't allow them to go unnoticed.
Rogue - Definitely a Subtlety specced Rogue. Jesus has the ability to Shadowstep behind everyone mentally in all of his parables in order to get the jump on them so that they never really know where he is going to be next. Added to this the leather wearing, and the aforementioned Vanish ability gives Rogues a pretty strong run for Jesus.... However, the inability to recreate any of the healings without the use of bandages does bring a big detraction to the class.
Warrior - Aside from the Protection aspect of Wars, I can't really find much to give them a good run for Jesus. Am I missing anything?
Hunter - Same with Wars, I only find the affinity to nature an aspect that could bring any validity to a Hunter's run.
And there you have it. Am I missing anything for any of the classes? Seeing as how I've only really played a Pally, Rogue and Mage, I probably am missing a lot of talents or spells from each class, so feel free to add anything to the comments section and I can update as information comes in.
For those of you who have been waiting for a real blog to come in, sorry. Christmas was a good time spent with both Katie and my families and we got to go to Medieval Times, which was SPECTACULAR! Then, we came back home, and went back to work, and nothing happened until Burning Crusade came out, and since then I have been spending what time I can on the wonderful grind to lvl 70 (currently 2 bars from 66). Anyway, I thought about doing another few top ten lists of 06, but I haven't really decided yet. If you want to see those, just let me know and I'll get to work on it. Anyhoo, that's all I've got. Godspeed.

Copeland

Yeah, it's been awhile again, but I've been busy, what with the new PvP stuff on World of Warcraft and my Wii, it's tough to tear myself away. On thursday, I went out to see Copeland in Atlanta, and it was a good show... however as good as Copeland was, a band that we went downstairs to see really took the prize - Monty Are I, I'm looking at you. They probably had one of the most energetic/fun shows I've ever been to. On par with Showbread, and approaching Five Iron in coolness.

Aside from this, it has been work as usual, I went to see The Fountain and Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny over the past two weeks and both were really good (for completely different reasons of course). Let's see.... I'm really reaching here, I can't think of much that has gone on. This week is the much anticipated Chuck and Noelle wedding! But, I can't really write about it since it hasn't even happened yet.

Anyhoo, I won't keep you here since I don't have anything to say, but I'll be sure to think something up this week so the next post isn't as pitiful.

Wiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!

Yup, after 9 hours in line in front of walmart yesterday, I got my Nintendo Wii and Legend of Zelda! All I can say is, wow! This system is awesome. Even Katie really likes Wii Sports. I'm only about 3 hours into Zelda, but it's pretty dang awesome so far.

Aside from the Wii, nothing too new has been going on, I've just been working hard for the money (to play World of Warcraft), and now I'm ready for Tuesday to head up to the cabin to see mine and Katie's family and get some 4-player Wii action going!

I pre-ordered the new Switchfoot cd also, from what I've heard of it, it's definitely solid. Here is the first video (for Oh! Gravity)


Enjoy, and have a great thanksgiving! Godspeed!

New TV and getting ready for Wii

Well, today, Katie and I broke down and bought a new TV. I have been begging for a while for this, and finally all my whining has payed off with a 32" LCD HDTV, and now I am completely under the wife's control until this debt is paid. On the huge plus side, this means I can play the new Zelda in Widescreen at the highest resolution, and my Wii will be wonderful!!

In other news, I have been working at not just one Bruster's, but 3 now! I have been able to travel with my boss to the Bruster's in Newnan and once to Dunwoody. I have actually been spending a lot of my time at the one in Newnan, and I enjoy it, even if it is dirty for the main reason that it has no drive-thru. You have no idea how much I hate that beeping in my ear.

Also, the new Copeland hit stores last week, and if you liked the sound of the video I posted last time, this album is just for you, it has a really great soft feel to it. There is even some jazzy little intermissions in it that make it all the better. And for any of you who are willing, they are playing in ATL on Dec. 7th, and I'd love for you to come along with me.

In other news, the new Spider-Man 3 trailer will be playing with Casino Royale in a week. And for the best news of the past two weeks (just kidding Katie), I got my epic mount on WoW, so now I can ride in style. I have a picture of it saved on my computer, but I still haven't figured out how to post pictures on this stupid thing.

That's about all for now. Godspeed.

60!

Yes, the rumors are true, I have reached level 60 on World of Warcraft, no please, please... hold the applause. Anyhoo, the cabin last week was amazing, not only was it a great and relaxing weekend, but I absolutely love going up to North Georgia, it is so beautiful and the cabin is wonderfully comfortable. If I could have, I would have quit work right then and there and moved up to the cabin forever.
The one thing I am really waiting for now is November 19th, when I will get my Wii, no matter what. I may have missed the pre-order, but I will be in line at 8pm the 18th (if not earlier) to ensure my spot in gaming bliss. I've already pre-ordered Zelda, and it comes with Wii Sports, so I'll have 2 games at least to play, and I'm thinking of getting Monkey Ball as well, but I haven't decided yet, I need IGN to be able to review them before I make my final decision.
Oh, if you haven't been watching it, Heroes has been jumping fast on my list of favorite shows. It's already one of 4 shows that I watch weekly (and come to think of it, those are all I really watch). For the curious ones, those shows are LOST, Heroes, My Name is Earl, and The Office... two dramas and two comedies, helps me to keep in balance. I normally watch Survivor as well, but I've missed it for a couple of weeks and I'm starting to lose interest anyway.
Oh yeah, and since work is finally slowing down since it's cold again, I actually was able to spend some time thinking and actually writing a little bit more of my story (kind of, it will probably be changed completely from what I've written, but at least it's a starting point). This is pretty huge, considering I've been stuck on the same part of the story and haven't written anything in like 8 months.
Well, I'm running out of stuff to say, so I'll leave you with the new Copeland video to hold you over until Halloween when it drops.

Godspeed

Cabin Time!

Yes!!!! Finally, this week, I am taking some days off and since it is fall break for Katie we are going up to my parents freshly built cabin to start furnishing! I'm so excited about seeing this place, I can't even express.

Also, on monday, we are going to go see Cool Hand Luke (the band, not the movie) in Columbus, which should be a good show so, I'm pretty excited about that too (since I have to miss the Nintendo Fusion tour to help out mom and dad).

Anyhoo, thanks to Ben Ladd, I'm falling in love with Coheed and Cambria, not only because the music is really awesome, but because it's an entire sci-fi storyline within the songs (complete with comics that go along with each album). Basically, it's kind of like Brave Saint Saturn, only with a deeper storyline that includes three races, a guy who gets tricked into killing his family, and a whole lot more. I do a sucky job of explaining it, so if you are interested, look it up on wiki, or axe Ben Ladd.

Found out that Futurama seasons have all dropped to 20 bucks at Wal-Mart, I already have season 1, but now I can afford to get the others! (They also make great gifts).

Just bought the new Weird Al album...very good. Definitely a buy if you like laughing (and who doesn't - except for the Amish).

Wow, I really didn't have that much to say, but I really needed to update so I don't get slack again. Godspeed.

Hayao Miyazaki

I am completely taken by the films of Hayao Miyazaki. For those of you who don't know who this is, I suggest you pay close attention and pop a few of his movies into your Netflix queue. Each and every one of Miyazaki's films is intricately detailed scene by scene and has the best animation I've ever seen. Not only that, but each story is like a morality play, but not as heavy handed as a Disney film (although Disney does now own the rights for Studio Ghibli film distribution here in America) - instead, he lets each character develop and learn their own lesson throughout the film in a much more subtle way (sometimes you won't understand until the very end of the movie). Also, I love these films because I find a lot of Christian symbolism within them (there is also a lot fo really cool Japanese symbolism as well - especially in the Oscar winning Spirited Away *plug, plug*). Anyway, I'm going to tell you about my 3 favorite Miyazaki films, and you are going to be compelled to watch and fall in love just as I have.

First up is My Neighbor Totoro, which is also Katie's favorite. It is the film that is most aimed at kids out of all of them, and yet it is brilliant. The movie centers on two sisters and their dad, who have just moved into a new home in the country while their mother is sick in the hospital. The girls, after exploring the house wind up playing and going into the forest where they meet the mischevious spirit of the forest - Totoro. Totoro is a huge, cute, fluffy bear-like thing who... well, I can't say all that he does, but suffice to say, the girls' encounters with Totoro are magical. My absolute favorite scene (probably out of all Miyazaki's films) is one where Totoro, his 2 little Totoro buddies, and the girls are dancing around a little garden and it grows into a forest. The symbolism of the creation story as the trinity of Totoros lead their human friends in the dance of life as the new garden springs up around them is beautiful. It is truly a wonderful moment and it nearly brings tears to my eyes as I think about it. Anyway, this is a film to get and watch with the family, the little ones will love Totoro (and the cat bus).

Next, we have my first experience with Miyazaki - Princess Mononoke. Definitely one of the most action-packed and probably the most adult of the films, Mononoke is visually stunning. The forest scenes are some of the most jaw-dropping sequences ever. Basically this is a story of a young man, who, after getting infected by a demon winds up in a huge war between people and animals who need the forest and those who want it destroyed. Anyway, the reason I picked this movie in my top 3 is because it has some of the coolest action sequences, and one of the best ending scenes ever. Plus even the dubbed version has great voice acting, which is a rarity in the move from Japan to America (don't even get me started on the Cartoon Network version of Naruto - Believe it!). Come to think of it, all of Miyazaki's films have been treated with care and on the whole have both great dubs and subs.

Finally, my number one pick is Castle in the Sky. You don't have to be a genius to figure out what this movie is gonna be about, but it is a beautiful and moving film about young love, war, and the respect of history and nature (a running theme in all of Miyazaki's films). What makes this film stand above the rest is the castle. When you see the castle and all of the sequences that take place there, you'll know what I mean. Plus, the plot is really cool - about a forgotten kingdom with an awesome power that people want to use for their gain. AND, the opening scene has pirates.... beat that.

I hope I have picqued your interest in these films, and I hope you check them out soon. If you find that you really like them, I'll let you borrow my Trigun series - 27 episode Anime TV series that is funny, thought-provoking, touching, and chock full of symbolism, just like Miyazaki's works. Anyhoo, I hope you enjoyed this little tangent, I'm stuck on duty this weekend, so I'd better log in to WoW and try to get a level or two. Godspeed.

What Happened

For those of you who have been waiting for this post, I'm sorry. While doing research for my blog, I realized that I had no need to write it. People have been denouncing Mr. Osteen for quite some time. Here, let me provide the curious with some links:

http://www.internetmonk.com/archive/outing-joel-osteen-a-challenge-to-the-evangelical-blogosphere
http://www.cultlink.com/ar/osteen.htm
http://www.mbcpathway.com/_home/article-1999938212.htm
http://www.forgottenword.org/osteen.html

What can I say that hasn't already been said? I feel that I don't need to waste your time retreading all the information that you can easily grasp by typing "joel osteen" into google and reading the results. So, I'll just get back to what's been going on with me.

For those who don't know yet, Jars of Clay's new album - Good Monsters has hit stores. You should know that I've always been a huge Jars fan, and I think that they can do no wrong. This album is no exception, returning to the sounds of If I left the Zoo and The Eleventh Hour, Good Monsters has that rock feel, but still keeps the sound and style of Jars, even keeping a couple of bluegrassy songs within the album to keep it similar enough to the two most recent albums. All in all, I say you should pick up this album, (if you are a cheapskate, you can pick it up on www.allofmp3.com for under 3 bucks - legally). Also, you can go to www.freederekwebb.com and pick up his newest album for the low low price of free.

I don't have anything else for now, but now that I've cleared out this blog from the sidetrack, I should be back fairly soon with some real stuff for you. I've gotta go run and play Smash Bros with the guys. Godspeed.

Busy, Busy, Busy

Holy cow, since the last post, Dan and G have been to visit, we went to Six Flags, saw Descent, played some video games, got Dan addicted to World of Warcraft, and so on. Then, as soon as they left this week at work has been so busy, and I haven't had too much energy to think about this blog... until today. Today, I've decided that I'm going to call out Joel Osteen, right here on my blog. I am currently in the stages of working on exactly what I'm going to say, but really I'm going to need your help. When I actually get the post up (hopefully within the week) I need you guys to do your best to get this out, because it needs to get to his eyes. I want him to read it and respond to me, I want him to know how badly I think he is butchering the Gospel of Jesus.

Here is an example of why I think he needs some accountability.

The problem I have with this in particular is that the Scripture should be the focus of the message, not just something you tack on to the end. Anyway, I just thought you guys should know what was coming, so you can get the word out... Joel, I'm coming for you.

Godspeed.

My Top Ten Books of all time (be warned this will be very long)

Here it is, the blog all three of you have been waiting for (I know that only Katie, Chris and mom read this anymore), my top ten books of all time. I've actually had to split this into my top ten books and later on, I'll post my top Inspirational (or Christian-ish) books - be forewarned that Joel Osteen appears at the top of all of my lists now! Anyhoo, enough rambling, let's get this started:

10) Orthodoxy by G.K. Chesterton
Anyone who says that Mere Christianity by C.S. Lewis is the best work of Christian Apologetics has clearly not read Chesterton's Orthodoxy. In my opinion, this book surpasses MC by leaps and bounds, with his uncanny wit, wonderful logic, and some of the best illustrations (you can change the color of the world to your favorite color even if you only paint a single blade of grass at a time, but you can never change it if you keep changing your favorite color - well, he puts it a lot more eloquently, but I think you get the point). Also, Chesterton influenced many authors including being an inspiration for both Lewis and Tolkien (among other on this list later on) and the only reason this book is not higher on this list is beause I put it so high on my other list (as you will see soon enough)... wait, why should I have ot make excuses to you, it's my list! This book is incredible, and is the only non-fiction book in my list, which should be saying a lot. That, added to being the oldest book on my list gives it a solid 10 (which is really saying that I wanted it higher, but needed space for other books).

9) Castle Roogna (Xanth series) by Piers Anthony
My first real love of fantasy came from this book, and consequently the entire Xanth series. A little background on Xanth - Xanth is a fantasy realm that looks (curiously enough) just like Florida, and can be accessed by many ways from this world, which is referred to as Mundania in Xanth. Within Xanth, every person is born with a magical talent ranging from the boring (making colored spot appear) to the truly terrific (impervious to magic attacks). The hero of this particular novel is Dor, the heir to the throne, due to his useful talent - talking to inanimate objects. In order to prepare him for his role as king, Dor is sent on an adventure in the past, wherein he befriends a spider, learns how his current nanny became a ghost, and the origin of the zombie king, which truly began my love for the whole punny world of Xanth, which would later grow into a love for the satire of Discworld, but we'll talk about that later. Anyway, this book is not only my first Xanth, but also my favorite (followed closely by Night Mare). I should probably explain now that this is my first entry that is a series, but a lot of the books I love are series, so I will only really discuss my favorite of each series, but let it be known that the rank acutally encompasses the entire series. So Xanth, my gateway to fantasy sits here at number 9, and I encourage you to grab a copy of one of the earlier books (they're the best) and enjoy.

8) Heir to the Empire trilogy (Star Wars series) by Timothy Zahn
What?! You mean the adventures of Luke, Leia, Han, and Chewie didn't end with Return of the Jedi?! Well, yeah they did, at least to the purist, but the Star Wars books have made a huge dent in my wallet, shelf space, and time, and not just because it's Star Wars (although that's a huge contributing factor), no these are good books - yes some are far better than others, but they are written by fans who care about the characters and allow them to grow. I mean, how else would you learn about Han and Leia's wedding, their three kids, or even the death of Chewbacca? Only through these books (which by the way, George Lucas endorses each one before it can be published - or so they say), anyway, this trilogy is heads and shoulders above the rest, introducing the awesome baddie Grand Admiral Thrawn and the Dark Jedi Mara Jade (who later marries Luke), aside from these there is a clone of Luke (cleverly named Luuke), another huge death machine, and great space and lightsaber battles. This trilogy is what really jumpstarted the Star Wars novels and (in my opinion) helped to bring in enough fans for Lucas to make his new trilogy of films, which was made all worth it with the Clone Wars cartoon series and the wonderful Episode 3, and if that isn't reason enough to pick up these books, then you don't need to be reading anyway.

7) Mossflower (Redwall series) by Brian Jacques (pronounced Jakes)
The second installment of the beloved Redwall series (beloved by me because I've been reading them since I was about 8 years old) is my personal favorite because it gives the story of Martin the warrior and his entrance into Mossflower country, the forging of his legendary blade and the beginnings of Redwall Abbey. For those who don't know about Redwall, it is a series of books centered around the abbey which is inhabited by a number of woodland creatures (moles, mice, squirrels, etc. - a la Watership Down), basically each book is an episode of the life of the abbey and the difficulties it faces over the years. As I mentioned above, this particular novel is my favorite because it gives so much of the backstory for future novels. It also has my favorite villain of the series (you can see a trend between this and the previous entry - villains really make the story) - Tsarmina Greeneyes the wildcat. Add to her Gonff the prince of mousethieves and Dinny, the greatest mole ever makes this the top of my Redwall series... "Salamandastron look out here we come!"

6) Watchmen by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons
My favorite graphic novel of all time. This is one book that everyone should be required to read at some point in their schooling, if not life. It's a great super hero-ish drama, that turns into a great mystery/parable/pirate substory/all around great tale. Dave Gibbons' art is perfect for the book, and since it is a graphic novel, that counts for quite a lot. Just as in the other entries, the "villain" (if that's what you want to call him) is one of the best of all time, although the name can't be revealed here, let's just say that it makes for a spectacular ending. The protagonist, Rorschach (some would call him hero - but I'll let you decide when you read) is utterly insane, and yet deeply committed to his cause, so much so that he abandons his entire life to the pursuit and capture (and at times, killing) of criminals. There is so much to say about this novel, but not until you've read it, so pick it up and drop me a line when you finish.

5) Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
One of the funniest books I've ever read, and definitely the funniest book about the Apocalypse. I mean, what other book has an order of chattering satanic nuns, an angel and demon who are best buddies, an Antichrist who just wants to play with his dog and friends, and four bikers who desperately want to join the Four Horsmen (or Riders) of the Apocalypse on their final ride? These are just a few of the wonderful characters and situations in this book, which is so good that when I first began to read it, I knew that it would become one of my favorites. It also doesn't hurt that it was dedicated to G.K. Chesterton because "he knew what was going on." The two authors are among my favorites of all time, and although Neil Gaiman's Sandman series didn't quite make this list, be assured that you will be seeing Terry Pratchett soon enough. So, for those who love the comedy of Douglas Adams and also love the end-times drama of Left Behind (oh man, I almost wrote that whole sentence with a straight face), this is definitely one for you.

NOTE: The next four entries fluctuate places at times, but I think that these are their overall places.

4) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire... no wait, the Half Blood Prince... no the Prisoner of Azkaban... naw, the entire series by J.K. Rowling
I have to choose this series because it is what first encouraged me (and millions of others) to begin dabbling in the occult and offering human sacrifices to my lord Satan... oh wait, that's for another post. Really, what makes this series so great is the entire wizarding world. Rowling does such a great job combining the wizarding world, giving it just enough similarities, and yet creating such fantastical differenes that make these such fun reads. I mean, if the number of fans is any indication to how good a book is (I mean look at Your Best Life Now by Joel Osteen... wait, bad example ummmm look at the Left Behin..... nevermind, forget this entire example). Okay, instead of thinking of the number of books sold (which is astounding, mind you) let's just look at the writing - Harry has believably matured from a naive 11 year old boy to a 16 year old cynical, moody, teenager (complete with hormones) and not only that, but Rowling is even willing to kill off beloved characters (including more dying in the upcoming final installment) for the sake of the story (some authors tend to let characters live too long past their purpose and they go on without any sort of growth or meaning to the book), anyway enough has been said about HP by me and thousands of others so if you haven't read them yet, it's your own dang fault.

3) The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien (The Hobbit included)
More than likely, the only book that would have been published on this list if it wasn't for LOTR is Orthodoxy. Tolkien's masterpiece made sci-fi/fantasy sections in bookstores possible (or at least in the size they are now). As many have noted, and I am one to highly agree, Tolkien is the author of the 20th Century, the amount of information that he came up with to create not just these books, but an entire world full of history, cultures, and even languages. Anyone who has read (or even tried to read - it took me about 5 times to get all the way through) The Silmarillion knows exactly how much Tolkien has put into these books. This is also the only series that I can actually count as one book, because that is indeed how it was meant to be published and read. I'm not going to get into the story because unless you are living in a cave reading this with Wi-Fi (and even then), you should know the story, whether the Peter Jackson version, the Bakshi/Rankin-Bass versions, or the one and only best version, these books. Do yourself a favor and read or re-read 'em, period.

2) Night Watch (Discworld series) by Terry Pratchett
Two words: Sam Vimes. If that doesn't strike either fear or awe in you, you are missing out on quite possible my favorite fictional character of all time. He is the Commander of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, and is a copper through and through, he lives to enfoce the law of A-M up to even having to arrest the Patrician (like the President). There is no way I can explain Discworld in the amount of space that you would read (and in face, I'm extremely proud of you for making it this far), so therefore let me just say that the Discworld series is deliciously satirical and leaves you grinning as you turn every page. Night Watch is so spectaculare for three main reasons (aside from being completely focused on Sam Vimes - who truly makes any page he enters): time paradoxes, a huge battle, and one of the most touching endings in the entire series, which nearly had me in tears. I don't know how to put into word how truly great this story and series are, but I can tell you that I'm completely addicted to Pratchett's books (I'm reading Soul Music right now, in fact). So, if you like humor, or fantasy (really, it helps if you like both), Discworld takes the cake.

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1) The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (a trilogy in five parts) by Douglas Adams
Where Pratchett took satire and brought it to fantasy, Douglas Adams took it to science fiction and made it side-splittingly hilarious. Originally, it came out as a BBC radio series in the late '70s (and if you can find them to listen to, I highly encourage that you do), Adams later released the radio show as a book, and then two books, and on until book five (there might have been more had he not passed away). Anyway, each incarnation of the Guide story (radio, books, TV, and movie) has the same characters and beginning storyline, but they each branch out in wacky ways, and my favorite remains the books (with the radio drama in a close second). I'm trying to decide how best to describe the story (which begins with the destruction of Earth), but I realized that only those who truly knew where their towel is, and know what 42 truly means, would understand. The only advice I can really give is the same as all my other entries - READ IT!! If you read thsi book and decide that you don't like it, we can't be friends anymore, that's just the way I roll, sorry. So, read it and enjoy.

Well, for those of you who just skipped all the explanations and got here - shame on you, and for those of you who read every word - I love you. Before I go, I must give a shout out to my Honorable Mentions which are: Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton (great movie, incredible book), the Sandman series by Neil Gaiman (wonderful writing, beautiful art), and the Ultimate Spider-Man series by Brian Michael Bendis and Mark Bagley (a great re-envisioning of the Spider-Man story for more modern times). There, I'm done, it's taken me three days to write this whole thing, so I hope you like it. My top Christian books will be up at a later date (although I don't know if it will be a full 10 like this one). Godspeed.

I hate thinking up titles

I'm working on my list of top ten books of all time, so I should have it up within a week or two (in order to make katie happy). This past week was nice, I got to go see Talladega Nights with the guys from my bible study (we are now forming an Alumni bible study), anyway, the movie was hilarious. I love Will Ferrell. This upcoming week, I've got my entire family coming on friday/saturday and Dan, G, Laura, and one of Laura's friends are going with me and Katie to Six Flags next sunday (so my next post might be a bit late).
As an answer to the other suggestion by Katie, what would I do with 10 million dollars that I had to spend in two years? I'd build a very nice house, complete with a theater and gaming room within and then I'd get a new car (most probably a Jetta), and put some money in the stock market, so that I could retire and not have to work. Of course I would make a contribution to my church and to a charity or two (or three or four). Basically, I can't really imagine what I would do with so much money. What would you do with it?
Anyway, sorry this isn't a long post, but I've gotta run for my weekly D&D meeting, perhaps I'll be posting that book post soon. Godspeed.

Well, I got nothing from that last post

Yeah, I guess I waited a bit long since checking my blog and I think that last post might have been a bit late, but I enjoyed writing it anyway. This past week has been largely uneventful, Katie and I went out with our friends Andrew and Amber to celebrate all the great things that happened in the past month or so (they got engaged and got great jobs, and Katie is starting up her teaching on Tuesday). It was really fun seeing them, and I was able to pick up some great books from Barnes and Noble in the bargain books for a steal (always check out those tables when you get there, its way worth it).
Showbread's album dropped and although I haven't gotten my copy in (even though I preordered it), I have listened to it a bunch of times online already and I must say that it is an amazing album.
I haven't thought of any topics to write about, so I need some help. Drop me a line, give me something to write about, it can be something for me to complain about (again) or something for me to rave about, its up to you.
Anyhoo, I just completed an entire year working at Bruster's! And that's as good a note as I can end on for now. Godspeed.

Correction

Thank you Christopher Meinsler... I am a moron. When I said Jesus taught two centuries ago, I meant two millenia (or twenty centuries if you prefer). Either way, thanks Chris, and everyone else just pretend like you never noticed the mistake.

Response to a comment

I don't know how long ago this comment was posted, or by whom, but I really want to respond to it... if it was you, please feel free to email me to continue the discussion (nrbaughman@gmail.com) the comment is in reference to my top 10 albums of last year and here it is in full:

Anonymous said...

I totally disagree with some of the choices on your list. The main one would have to be Switchfoot. They are such a bunch of sell outs. They say that "we are meant to live for so much more" but on that album they sold out. They went on Non-christian tours, Left the name of "God" and "Jesus" out of many of their songs, and put in you and he, refering to God in the 3rd person. Not only did they play at non-christian concerts, but they used the extra money for what? Better instruments, better effects on music videos and more stuff. That stuff is the same stuff Christ says will rot away. They need to use their money on the eternal, THE CHURCH. Helping their local chuch or giving more to help THE CHURCH would be a better use of their money. I'm not saying I am always following God, but when you are in a Well-Known band for Christ you are put on a ladder where everyone sees you. And by not proclaiming your faith directly you dirty the name of Christ.

First of all, what is a Non-Christian tour? Tons of Christian bands go/have been on tours with non-Christian bands - MxPx, Showbread, Five Iron Frenzy, Mae, Number One Gun... Hell, Underoath even headlined the Vans Warped tour this year! Does that make them any less Christian because they are broadening their fan base and are willing to play shows outside of a church or a youth group's building? I sure hope not.
Second, what exactly is a sell-out? Is it because they moved to a larger label that was able to get them better shows in order to accompany their growing popularity, and allow their cds to be sold in more places giving them a much easier accesibility to those who are craving their message.
Third, YES, Switchfoot still holds a message. I don't know where you got that they left out "God" or "Jesus" from their songs, but none of the Switchfoot albums (even when they were on a Christian label) explicitly mention God or Jesus. Does that make them less Christian? No, because they are more than willing to put up their faith and all the struggles that accompany it within their lyrics. Just because they don't say the name of God doesn't mean that they aren't talking about God. For instance, one of the songs I mentioned in that old blog, "The Shadow Proves the Sunshine," says within its title and throughout the song that everything we do, whether wrong or right continues to prove that there is a God behind it all, hence the Shadow proves the Sunshine. Also, there are a bunch of praise choruses that say he or you instead of mentioning the name of God specifically, and I hope that those are still Christian songs.
Finally, you don't get mad at a Christian home-builder for buying better equipment for building homes, do you? Then why would you be upset because they are buying better instruments in order to improve the quality of their shows?! It makes no sense. Not only that, but Switchfoot has put up a bunch of money starting up their own charity type thing called lowercasepeople, which you can check out on lowercasepeople.com, wherein the entirety of the cause is for social justice, just like some guy was all about two centuries ago... I think his name was... ummmm Jesus?

I need to wrap up because I have company coming, but if anyone thinks my points are wrong or they want to add anything, the comments are now open. So please, if you really think Switchfoot is not Christian, just because they are on a larger label, I'd hate to say it, but I think you are wrong.
Godspeed.

Two days till the Age of Reptiles

This past week has been, on the whole, pretty uneventful. Katie and I went to a wedding shower yesterday, and we did our normal babysitting on wednesday, but aside from that, nothing huge happened.
At church today, after listening to Alvin's sermon, I decided that its time for someone to make a movie/book about the David and Bethsheba story from Uriah's point of view, where his wife was taken (pretty much against her will) and then he was murdered just because of David's mistake. For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, it is in 2 Samuel chapter 11 in the Bible and it makes for a sad (or as Alvin said "dark") part of David's life in which he seems to have no redeeming qualities. In fact, if you only read this part of David's story, you would find him to be a pretty evil king.
Aside from this little idea, the only thing I've been thinking about is that since I've been watching a bunch of Naruto lately (an anime series), I just wish I had more time in the day so that I could catch up on episodes.
As the title of this blog suggests, also, this tuesday is the release of the second Showbread album "The Age of Reptiles," and every song I've heard from it has been amazing. I've already preordered my album (autographed) and I can't wait for it to come in. For those of you who need a taste, just pop over to www.purevolume.com/showbread.
I think that's all I've got to say for now. Until next week.
Godspeed

Starting Again

Well, It has been a long while since I've written anything of meaning, and I feel that I owe it to ya'll to come back and get back to this site instead of leaving it by the wayside. Anyhoo, this summer has pretty much blown by. I've been working all the time, we moved into a new apartment (twice, but still on campus). I've seen some great movies - Pirates 2, Clerks 2, Nacho Libre, Superman. I've been listening to some great music - Underoath, Sufjan, Family Force 5, Bedlight for Blueeyes. And, I've even been on vacation to Wisconsin to visit all of Katie's extended family. However, none of these reasons are why I haven't been on to update my blog... let me tell you the one and only reason that I don't update (and rarely even spend time online anymore) - World of Warcraft.

I'm gonna sound like a complete nerd, but I'm completely into this MMORPG, it's amazing fun, and I can play with friends in the middle of the night without ever having to leave my computer room. The only downside is that it does eat up time. Since I have to pay for this game every month, I feel that I must play as much as I can to make up for what I spend.

Anyway, I'm gonna do my best to at least start updating this thing bi-weekly, and if I don't I'll make up a good excuse why not, but for now this is what you get, and I'm trying not to say too much about the above said music and movies in case I have no idea for a topic on a later post. Until then.

Godspeed,
Nate

Another Amazing Deal

So, I'm probably the last person to know about this, but I needed to get the word out. This tuesday (that is April 18th), my number one album of 2005 will be re-released in a special edition form, with 3 extra songs, plus a DVD filled with behind-the-scenes footage, pics and music videos! I know, I sound like an advertisment, but I am genuinely pumped about this coming out. Also, there are probably a few more things I could say, but I'll wait till I get home, and I promise I will update much longer.

Happy Easter

Quick note

Just so you know, Resident Evil 4 has become a GameCube Greatest Hits title and is only 19.99, and since GameCubes sell used for only 60 bucks, you have no excuse to not have played this game.... I'm serious.

Top Ten Movies of 05

Yeah, I know its late for this post, but I've had to think long and hard about it (plus I had to go see a couple more movies at the end of the year, which threw off my list). Anyhoo, I know that you've been waiting long and hard for this, so I won't keep you waiting anymore. After this post, I'll be back with more regular posts soon.

10) George A. Romero's Land of the Dead.
Simply put, a great zombie movie. While it's not as good as Romero's others (Day and Dawn fight it out for my favorite), this movie is both tense and really fun. I just really like how Romero makes his zombie movies - kind of scary, but more focused on the characters and how they learn to deal with the horrible situations that they are thrown in. The only part I had to close my eyes on was seeing a zombie's fingernails scraping and snapping against the Dead Reckoning (the tank-like vehicle). Pretty much, this is a solid popcorn zombie flick, go see it.

9) War of the Worlds.
Couch-jumping insanity aside, Tom Cruise is a good actor, and Steven Spielberg always make a great flick, and when they combine... it's a dang good thing. The entire first hour of this movie leaves you gripping your seat and gasping for air. Saying it's intense is a slight understatement. The aliens look great, the whole movie is awesome... until the end. The end is just s bit too family-friendly for me. Aside from that ending, this movie is a definite surround-sound home theater (unless you can find it in a dollar theater) movie!

8) The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.
I'll admit, this movie was incredibly faithful to the books, there was no major scenes missing, nor really was the dialogue lacking. It was just for me that I didn't feel much for Aslan, there wasn't enough of a build to his entrance, I just didn't care too much for him, and if I hadn't known the books really well, I wouldn't have cared much about his death. Aside from that, the movie just tried too much to be a new LotR, when it just needed to be its own. Don't get me wrong, I really liked the movie a lot, I just wasn't as fanatical about it as I had hoped to be. Since news has hit that Prince Caspian is already in the works, hopefully we'll see some improvements and they don't screw up my Voyage of the Dawn Treader.

7) Batman Begins.
It must have been a good year for such an awesome movie to fall so low on my list. Forget what my brother says, this is the best Batman movie out there, Burton's got nothing on Christopher Nolan, and Keaton can't hold a candle to the millionare playboy that is Christian Bale. The great actors (Neeson's Ra's Al Ghul performance beats out his Aslan, and Cillian Murphy as Scarecrow is brilliant) combined with the tight storyline make this one of the best superhero movies ever (not quite as good as Spider-Man 2, though).

6) The Producers.
Absolutely the funniest movie of the year. I even think that it's at least as good as the original (but I can't say it is better because they are different in some ways). Matthew Broderick and Nathan Lane really love these roles and it shows. My only gripe is that Broderick sometimes tries too hard to be like Gene Wilder, and Wilder is impossible to copy, so it comes out like overacting at times. Aside from that, the musical numbers are great, and the characters are hilarious. If you haven't seen the original, go rent it, and then as soon as this hits the shelves, snap it up. I guarantee you'll love it.

5) The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
One of my favorite books of all time hits the big screen, and it doesn's disappoint. I loved every minute of this movie. It's incredibly witty (not quite laugh-out-loud like The Producers) and it resonates so well with the book that I think Doug Adams would be proud of how it turned out. Martin Freeman is perfect as Arthur Dent, I really think he might even be as good as the original radio actor (whose name escapes me at the moment). But the standout of the entire movie is Sam Rockwell as Zaphod, he just completely captures the president of the galaxy! I love this movie! I just wish it had gotten a bit more love from others (I'm talking to you stupid Entertainment Weekly, naming it the worst movie of 05 - dumb fools).

4) King Kong.
Too long, you say? Absolutely not. I was entranced for the entire 3+ hours. I loved this movie. I love how it takes an hour to build up to the island, I love how intense the island is, and I love how the movie ends, even if I think that Naomi Watts should have stayed away from the top of the building while Kong is fighting off the planes. This movie is meant to be seen on the big screen and it is worth every penny that it cost to make this movie. Those of you who say that the CG for this was worse than Narnia, all I have to say is Weta did both, and you can tell that their allegiance lies with Jackson and his movies, not some pansy Shrek director. Anyhoo, I'll wrap this movie up with two words: Tyrannosaurus Rex.

3) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
Where Narnia held really close to the books, HP4 took quite a few liberties, and I must say that it is paying off. These movies get better and better just like the books and I love how the actors are growing with the roles, making the movies flow so much better, knowing that you'll see the same kids the next year as they grow through their years at Hogwarts. Anyhoo, the movie is incredible, I love Voldemort's huge entrance at the end and I really love how they did the tasks (even if it wasn't quite like the book), but most of all, I loved Moody. Moody was perfect, what with his Constant Vigilance, creepy eye, and beloved hip flask, and I'm glad that they did him justice (he's my 2nd favorite DADA teacher behind Lupin). This is definitely one that will be watched over and over when it hits DVD in March.

2) Sin City.
Beautifully shot and amazingly well written, Sin City has everything. The action is wonderfully stylized and the way that the stories intertwine is great. My favorite story has to be Clive Owen's, what with Benicio del Toro talking to him post-mortem as they ride in the "hardback with a decent engine). And Elijah wood as the cannabalistic mute?! Great turn from Frodo, I must say. I couldn't mention it in my Batman Begins review (it would have ruined the suspense for you), but I have to say that this is my second favorite comic book movie of all time (behind only Spider-Man 2). If you can stomach a bit of violence and some language, this movie is excellent!

AND....

1) Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith.
The saga is complete. The story is known. And the world is a much better place for it. Now we know why Palpatine is such a B.A. and why Vader is both hated and feared by the Jedi (he killed Younglings!). Hands down this is the best of the prequels and my third favorite over all of the Star Wars films. The whole movie is an emotional ride as you follow Anakin's fall from grace literally into the fiery pits of hell. Ian McDiarmid's performance as Palpatine is amazing, the way that he completely manipulates Anakin into his control is a brilliant piece of cinema. I could go on and on about this movie, but suffice to say, it is my number one movie of this past year, and I will stand by it.

Well, there you have it, post your thoughts on my comments, and I'll be back soon with more normal updates on my life.... as soon as something happens.

Top Ten Games of 2005

Here I am, back and ready to rock! This list has taken me a while, even though.... well, you'll see. Anyway, without further ado, the Top Ten Games of 2005 (same rules apply as in the other list, it has to be games that came out this year, and I have to own them):

10: Wario Ware: Touched! (Nintendo DS). If you have ever played a Wario Ware game, then you know how incredibly addicting they are. With the some of the most inane and silly micro games you will ever see, this game had me playing for hours just trying to perfect poking the kitty, when it popped up. Not only that, but its great for the perfectionist, because to fully complete the game you have to beat each and every micro game a certain number of times on a certain number of difficulty levels, but for those who have little to no time, just a regular quick game of Wario Ware can take less than 5 minutes. It's a great way to start off this list.

9: X-Men Legends 2: Rise of Apocalypse. The only reason this is so low, is because I haven't played it much, and because I'm waiting for X-Box Live to play it multiplayer with Dan. However, seeing as it controls the same as the original Legends, plus more characters, mutant powers, and customization, this game completely blows the first one out of the water. This one is looking to make my January amazing.

8: Mario Kart DS: Wi-Fi Mario Kart?! The only problem with it, is my inability to find a close hot spot to play, otherwise this is quite possibly the best Mario Kart game yet! Not only does it have 16 new tracks, but features 4 tracks (apiece) from each of the previous incarnations of the game! Basically, if you like Mario Kart, I really suggest that you buy a DS and this game... seriously.

7: Guild Wars: An MMORPG for free?! Yes, and that is the main reason I love this game. That and the fact that it is tons of fun (especially when you have friends to play with). It is great fun getting to make your own guild (complete with cool name and cape), and then going off into the wild to make money and get treasures to make yourself all the better. Plus, since it's technically a neverending game, I can pick it up and put it down whenever I want (well, really its hard to put down, but I can quit whenever I want... I mean it!)

6: Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow: Yes, the DS needed a great 2D side-scroller with tons of extra stuff to keep you coming back for more and more. That and the fact that it has incredible animations, and lots of cool baddies, that I like fighting over and over just to make sure I capture all the souls I can makes it the best DS game of this year, and paired with Mario Kart should have you questioning why in the world you don't already own a Nintendo DS... go get one, now!

AND NUMBERS 5-1 ARE ALL:

RESIDENT EVIL 4!
This is not only the greatest game of this year (I'll explain why I can put it as all 5 top spots in a minute), but this is quite possibly the greatest game ever, certainly the best game for this console cycle, and definitely right up there with Ocarina of Time as the best game for the past decade. Let me break it down into the top 5 games just to make it easier to understand.

5: Assignment Ada: Yeah, its pretty short, but dang is it hard. Plus it gives you a chance to see what was going on with Ada while Leon is running around the island getting Ashley. The main reason this is only number 5 is because of the stupid TMP gun that comes with Ada... I find it a pointless weapon.

4: Mercenaries: Wanna see how many Granados (not zombies, mind you) you can kill in a set amount of time? Here you go! Paired with the fact that you can pick between 4 characters, it makes it all the more fun and challenging, which brings us to...

3: Mercenaries (multiplayer): I can classify this differently because it is what Chris, Chuck, and I did for hours on end last may during finals, and I can say that it definitely ups the ante when you are playing Mercenaries competetively since you have to make sure that you not only stay alive but keep your kill combos up enough to stomp the other two.

2: Normal mode: Words can't describe how incredible this game plays. It feels like you are really in the game, and no other game has made me yell in fear or excitement as much as this. Everyone will remember their first time seeing an el Gigante, and their first time taking out Mr. Chainsaw. This game is so good not only because it is fun the first time through, but it is fun the second, third, fourth, and even fifth time through (and so far its really fun on the sixth time, but I'm not done yet, so I'll tell you more later), due to the awesome unlockable weapons..... mmmmmmm Chicago Typewriter.

1: Professional mode: Where normal mode made you pee your pants, Pro mode makes you poop. Nuff said? Not quite. At least twice as hard as normal mode, Pro mode actually makes you think about ammo and consider twice before you run into a room with shotgun ablazin'. I really wish there was more I could say to convince you to play this game, but I know that my words will fall short until everyone sits down and takes a chance with this piece of gold.

And there you have it. You think it's cheap... too bad! It's mine and I like it.

Godspeed.

Nate's Top 10 Albums of 2005

Yes, here it is. The moment you have all been fervently awaiting... when I reveal my picks for the Top Ten albums of this year. (warning: the opinions expressed in this blog, are solely Nate Baughman's and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of either his friends or his family, for that reason, the comments section is open for you to respond and to make your own lists). The second disclaimer is that these are all CDs that I own or have listened to multiple times, and that is why you won't see DMB's new CD or Weezer's, because I've been too lazy to buy them and give them a good listen. Also, one of the Albums was technically released a while ago, but it was rereleased this year with extra songs and stuff, so I think it counts for this year. Anyway, enough hoopla, lets get this started!
10) "The Question" by Emery.
Although similar to their first album, this sophomore release by Emery keeps getting better the more I listen to it. Since it is such a recent purchase, I'm suprised that it made my list, but as I thought about it, I realized that I really do enjoy this album. The lyrics are much deeper (so I think) than their first album, and the music displays a greater range with the synth becoming a lot more vocal in certain songs. All in all, its a strong album, not quite spectacular, but definitely a keeper.
Stand out Song: "Listening to Freddie Mercury"

9) "Redemption Songs" by Jars of Clay
Jars of Clay can do no wrong in my mind. From the opening strings of their first album, they have had me hooked. Now, nearly ten years later, "Redemption Songs" offers Jars' take on old school hymns, and boy is it good. Since their last album, Jars of Clay has taken on a great bluegrass-y feel to their music that really shines on this album. I just love how you can still feel the age of each song, and yet it is like a fine wine being opened and poured into a brand new glass that makes it look newer, but it still keeps its old, rich flavour. Mmmm mmmm, good.
Stand out Song: "God Will Lift Up Your Head"

8) "Nothing is Sound" by Switchfoot
Go ahead, call Switchfoot sell-outs, I don't care. They still write some dang good music. Although this album doesn't stretch any higher than Switchfoot's previous releases, it is still a strong album with powerful lyrics and head-bopping guitar riffs. The main reason that this album didn't place higher on the countdown was because I have come to expect a lot from this band after the stellar "Learning to Breathe" album, and because they weren't able to rise above this album yet, I have to stick them here at 8.
Stand out Song(s): "Shadow Proves the Sunshine" and "Daisy"

7) "Anthems for the Imperfect" by Number One Gun
This album gets on my list, not because its incredibly deep or anything, but because its just so dang catchy. Katie and I put it in the CD player on a trip once and listened to it 3 times through before changing discs, its just that good. It's just one of those albums that you listen to and really like, but you can't ever express why you like it so much. Well, at least that's how I feel.
Stand out Song: "We Are"

6) "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" Soundtrack
The first of two soundtracks to hit my list, the H2G2 soundtrack is filled with little orchestrated pieces that make your toes tap and your mouth turn into a smile. Not to mention the extra songs of "Zaphod Beeblebrox for President" and the lounge version of "So Long and Thanks for all the Fish," all I have to say is that if you loved the books or the movie, this is definitely a must buy album.
Stand out Song(s): "So Long and Thanks for all the Fish" and "Journey of the Sorcerer"

5) "Whatever and Ever, Amen" by Ben Folds Five (re-release with 7 extra songs)
Not only did buying this album introduce me to one of my new favorite artists of all time, but holy crap is it spectacular! Every song on this album is awesome - the lyrics are insightful and witty, and the music blends so well together that it will knock you off your feet. The only reason I didn't rate this album any higher was because I felt that I had to push it back because I discovered it 8 years too late. Warning: this album does have a few curse words, but I still love this album!
Stand out Song(s): (from original album) "One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces" and "Steven's Last Night in Town" (from extended album) "Theme from Dr. Pyser"

4) "Songs for Silverman" by Ben Folds
Ben's newest album is a return to the piano, drums, and bass set of his old days, and man is this album great. I must say that Ben Folds is probably one of the best songwriters out there today. The piano-driven rock genre is what Ben Folds does best, and this album is really no exception. Many of the reviewers of this album talked about how this is where Ben Folds really grew up and began writing adult songs, and I agree to a point. This album is definitely ages ahead of "Rockin' the Suburbs," but I think that he has always had his life-lessons songs and his comedic songs, and while this album may feature more of the life-lessons, Ben Folds has always been an incredible adult songwriter, and this album proves it to all the naysayers.
Stand out Song: (for me) Landed (for Katie) Gracie

3) "Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith" soundtrack
Two words: John Williams. I bought this album a couple of weeks before I saw the movie and it did nothing but excite me. The main theme of Star Wars is probably one of the most easily recognizable bits of music ever written, and its all because of Williams. Just by listening to this album, I get all the excitement and the rushes of watching the movie, just by imagining what is going on by the cues in the music. The "Battle of the Heroes" is probably my favorite piece of the entire prequel trilogy music, next to "Duel of the Fates." However, the truly best part of this album is the Finale and End Credits music, which wasn't played in the theaters (to my great disappointment). This song not only brings in the themes for Luke and Leia, but it ends with the Throne Room music from A New Hope, and listening to that whole song really brings tears to my eyes. It's that good.
Stand out Song: "A New Hope and End Credits"

2) "La Loop" by Riley Armstrong
Riley Armstrong is my favorite Canadian of all time. I love his folksy sound and the way he writes his songs. This album continues his vein of instant classics. All the songs on this album make Katie dance, and any album that can make her dance with every song must be good. For me, the faith questions/commentary that Riley introduces just hit me every time, always able to touch me wherever I am in my faith journey. And that's definitely saying something, considering how much I've been changing faith-wise over the past few years. This is definitely an incredible album that I have completely fallen for! Rock on, Riley!
Stand out Song: "Melting" (little p.s., you can listen to the entire album at www.rileyarmstrong.com)

1) "The Everglow" by Mae
You knew it would be here. I've been trying to talk up this album ever since its release and the first time I heard it riding back from Newnan with Ryan and its rise to the album of the spring break mission trip. This album is #1 not only because of the outstanding songs, but because it is one of the few albums out there that plays out completely as an album, telling a story (guided along by the pictures in the accompanying CD booklet) and flowing together so well, that it took me a while before I was really able to distinguish where one song ended and another began. All I have to say is that not only is this album the best of 2005, but it is one of my favorite albums of all time! If you like music, you need to listen to this... now!
Stand out Song: I really like "Anything" and "The Sun and the Moon," but the whole album is so good, I have to listen to the whole thing.

And there you have it. Do you agree? Tell me in the comments. Next week, I think it will be my favorite games of '05, followed by movies, but I haven't really decided yet,
Love and Peace!!

Long time

Well, Katie and I just got a new computer last Thursday! It is wonderful. Not only can I now work on more than one thing at a time without the computer crapping out on me, it also digitally records tv shows that I can later burn onto DVDs. Also, I can finally play Morrowind on my own computer!!!! Woohoo!!
Flag football season is over, and it went pretty well, I had to miss a lot of games due to work, but I was at least able to play about half of the season. Speaking of, work is still going pretty well, although I don't know how much longer I'll be there since I need to figure out what I really want to do with my life.
Let see, since the last time I wrote, we went up to NC to visit Dan and G, which was really nice, and then last weekend, we went to Katie's parents for a very relaxing weekend.
I dressed up as Leon S. Kennedy for halloween, but only 2 people recognized me... how sad.
I have fallen in love with Trigun and Naruto, two anime tv shows, one about cowboys and one about ninjas (two of the greatest things ever).
Okay, I'm just grasping at straws now, so I'll come back some other time with more to say.
Godspeed.

Dandy-Lion is back

That's right, BSU flag football has returned. We just had our third game today and our record is 2-1. Not bad at all, but we are getting better and will hopefully come out on top this season.
Work is staying pretty much the same, although I'm really glad to have fall break off this weekend, so Katie and I can head up to Dan and G's with my mom and dad. It should be really fun, and I'll hopefully get to play some X-Men Legends II.
If anyone out there has netflix, get the British version of The Office. That show is so dang funny! It makes Katie feel awkward because of how the people are so dumb, but dang is it good.
For those who care, Smash Bros. has been taken to a new level with our facebook group and our weekly (well, really almost daily lately) meetings.
Man, I don't have much to say.... I'll have to update later when I have a few more things.
Godspeed.

Facebook is the Devil

Yes, it has sucked me in.... and I blame it all on one Ryan "Raunchy" Snider. It is nice to look at the profiles for all those people from high school though. I like that aspect, and I like the fact that we have a Super Smash Bros: Melee group in which we can coordinate our schedules for the best nights of play.
Work has been going pretty well, I like serving ice cream and talking to nice people, but I really hate people who act like they know how to do my job better than I do and tell me that I didn't give them enough ice cream or other stupid things. Anyhoo, I got the new Switchfoot cd last week, and I must say that its pretty good. Not the greatest cd of the year (that still goes to The Everglow by Mae), but its still good. The first four songs and the last song are probably the best ones on the album.
The computer is finally fixed, so I'm back online ready to play Diablo with Dan and Kent at night. Katie is whining that now that I have the computer back she never gets my attention because of facebook and my websites and such, but I think she's just a silly girl and is sitting right behind me and I give her all of my attention any time she wants it.
I read the book "Fast Food Nation" a couple of weeks ago, and while it was really interesting, it really doesn't make you want to ever eat McDonalds again. Now, I'm back to the realms of Fantasy and reading "Eragon" and the sequel "Eldest," both of which are really good reads.
However, if you have the chance and can find it anywhere the must-read for everyone is Bone (preferably the one-volume edition if you don't want to buy 13 separate volumes). This graphic novel is some of the best story-telling of all time, detailing the story of the Bone cousins (Fone Bone, Smiley Bone, and Phoney Bone), as they have been run out of their hometown because of Phoney's inappropriate dealings and they find themselves in some mysterious valley, where they wind up getting caught up in a huge adventure to restore the kingdom and destroy the king of Locusts. Anyway, it is awesome, just ask Chuck.
I'm out for now, Godspeed.

Dreeeeeaam, Dream Dream Dream

So, over the past few months, there has been a recurring character in my dreams - a mall. This mall is normally a refuge that I run to after being chased by vampires or zombies or whatever the baddies are in the current dream. However, the mall is always dangerous and always completely dark outside of a few lights within some of the cooler stores. My brother is frequently there with me, as well as Katie and friends from here at school, and we normally go to the large arcade within, but there is always a sense of foreboding as if something is waiting to pop out at us.
Last night, I had ducked into the mall after narrowly escaping a group of nasty women vampires on the third floor at the airport. Luckily, Katie, Dan, G, Chris, Chris and I all were on our bikes and made it to the plane, which landed in Brazil right next to... the mall. I just don't understand, maybe it doesn't mean anything, but is just a landmark to allow my dreams to be a continuing story-arc.
Which brings me to some questions. Can dreams be a continuing story? Does the subconcious mind keep a sort of bookmark where you last work up? Is there a set storyline that alters slightly through daily encounters? Do the beginnings of dreams start to be realized while we are still awake?! AAAAHHHH!
Anyhoo, Bruster's is going well, I enjoy the people I work with, although I wish I had some more time for Nintendo. My computer is completely out of commission and hopefully will be fixed this week, or Katie and I might have to break down and buy a new one. Okay, I guess I don't have anything else to say. Hopefully I'll be back online soon!
Godspeed.

Backlash

So, I see my blog has started up a fight between two readers in the comments arena. I, for one, have always been against the former Chairman and am even the one who reduced his station to that of Janitor within our Monastic Order. I also am a "T-Stick" man through and through, and those (ahem, Chuck) who use the C-Stick have no place near me.
For the rest of you, school is starting back up next week, so I've got all my freshmen moved in, and I've been working hard up at Brusters to make some money to live off of for the rest of the year. LOST comes out on DVD next week, so if you missed watching it last year, you can pick up the DVD and catch up before the season premiere on Sept 21 (of which we will be having a party in the Student Center for those of you on campus.
Also, we have been witnessing a revival of Super Smash Bros. Melee within Boatwright dorm, and I hope it continues, due to the fact that this game is so good, it can never die. Also, that is where the "T-Stick" and "C-Stick" references come from (C-sticking is basically cheating almost as much as spamming or scraaahing).
I haven't updated recently due to the fact that a virus has crippled my computer and I am waiting to get it fixed, or just to break down and buy a new one (which Katie and I will do soon anyway). Well, I gotta get back to my room so that we can watch Constantine.
Godspeed.

Effiness

Yeah, so after a wonderful vacation time in Mobile and North Carolina, Katie and I have returned home to begin getting ready for the school year. I went in to Bruster's today and found out that they still want me, so I begin training next tuesday! Yippee, Income!!
On the downside of all this, our computer is really starting to annoy me to no end, and although I'm trying as hard as I can to do such a simple thing as just reformatting the dang thing, it even resists me there. I just want it to last one more year, and then Katie and I can afford to buy a new computer and I can be happy.
I've had some great times recently discussing the new Harry Potter book, it provides hours of speculation for even the most casual of HP readers. My mom should have it done within the next week or so, so I hope to hear from her soon, and Chuck is borrowing my copy to get done whilst he is in town. For those of you who doubt and say "Harry Potter is for children" or "Harry Potter is unintelligent, shallow, and boring" or even "Harry Potter is satanic." Pick up the books, I dare you to read them. If you don't like it, fine by me, just give them a try. They just get better as they go on, as the characters grow up, they become deeper and much more three dimensional as you have lived their adolescent lives with them and see how they grow from the challenges that they have faced and the turmoil in their world. As they become adults, you see how their reactions change as the world around them grows darker and they begin to see how it truly affects them. As for the evil of HP, it can no more be construed as evil than Lord of the Rings or the Chronicles of Narnia. Its all fantasy and stories. You draw from each what you are expecting to get from it. If you go into a story thinking it is bad, more than likely, it will end up being a bad story to you. Anyhoo, I have to get to bed, tomorrow's an early mornin..... no wait, I don't have to wake up, mwahahaha.
Godspeed.